31 years on this planet, and I’ve gone this long without succumbing to the powers of coffee. But those days are over, I’m ready to make the leap . Where the fuck do I begin though ?

Should my first cup be on a day off from work ? What kind of coffee should I go with? It’s all very daunting and scary. I do know I love the name French Vanilla , sounds sophisticated.

What I promise to never be is someone who orders a coffee after the meal prolonging the check